It was a good challenge. Thanks! You still haven't answered the one with Meg Ryan. You are close and my hints should get you there. Think about what is happening in the scene with Meg Ryan. The answer has been discussed many times in this forum.
Perhaps it was too much of a stretch, but as a gentleman I would abreviate certain words to a single letter. So you have a Fake-O Meg a Speed Mass Tern = Fake Omega Speedmaster