New watch from Trump

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BestWatchesOnEarthLLC... Just the name is cringy enough. I can't imagine anyone buying these watches.

As for the value, forbes says it could be 40k value in the 100k watch.
Stopped paying attention to anything in Forbes long ago. Only way to tell is to buy one and have it dissected. Track record would point to a much lower value.
 
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Searching the specs of the movement, I found this watch from Delma, which is significantly cheaper at $14k. And naturally you know that price is at a markup.



Delma

Trump


And looking from the back, they are looking identical…



…except that would be a massive insult to Delma as their movement looks infinitely better. Nothing like spending a 100k for an off the shelf movement that was literally left as it was.
 
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Mr. Trump, it’s Tur-bi-yon

No sir, Tur-bi-yon



Um, not quite- what’s your favorite thing?
Ok, now put a turrrrr in there

Alright folks, we are going with Turbian- that’s about as close as we are gonna get.
 
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At last.....

Invicta....hold your head high, for you are no longer the red headed step-child of the watch world.
 
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A golden shower would be more on brand…!
😱🫣🤮That's just nasty!......I mean the mental image, not your comment. With your comment I couldn't agree more!
 
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Searching the specs of the movement, I found this watch from Delma, which is significantly cheaper at $14k. And naturally you know that price is at a markup.



Delma

Trump


And looking from the back, they are looking identical…



…except that would be a massive insult to Delma as their movement looks infinitely better. Nothing like spending a 100k for an off the shelf movement that was literally left as it was.
The 10X mark-up is about right. The other, $500 "Fighter" model with NH35 would be sold for $50 by Pagani or the likes.
 
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Wait! We all forgot to include pictures for posterity.



It's simply the best. No one's done anything like it in the history of timekeeping.
MY EYES! MY EYES 😵‍💫
 
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😱🫣🤮That's just nasty!......I mean the mental image, not your comment. With your comment I couldn't agree more!
What's the ATM rating of the watch, though
 
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“Kamala can’t even tell time. And it was me that started one of the most fantastic threads on the Omega Forum. We’re going to make that place great again!”

 
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“Kamala can’t even tell time. And it was me that started one of the most fantastic threads on the Omega Forum. We’re going to make that place great again!”

So we now have a M.O.F.G.A. movement then!
 
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“Kamala can’t even tell time. And it was me that started one of the most fantastic threads on the Omega Forum. We’re going to make that place great again!”

“Ya know, I invented time- maybe, I was told that once by some very smart horologists- but time is so important, we never get enough of it or border security, not gonna think about the cheap watches coming over the border and infecting the blood of our Swiss movements…and I had a great movement this morning, Miralax really does a number on clearing you out- like we need to clear out those Haitian migrants who are buying the cheap watches coming in from Canada- you know those Canadians bring in the cheap watches on trucks of maple syrup- that’s all they have up there is maple and cheap watches- and they love Putin…I’ve been told they can’t get enough of him- apparently they talk about Putin with cheese curds and gravy- can you believe that? They want to slather Putin with gravy, I don’t understand, but he’s a really smart guy and he said we will have a trade deal for fabulous gold watches if we can just get the cheese curds out of Ukraine…they call it the bread basket of the world…I prefer white bread as the brown breads are all migrant breads…but maybe one day the president of Puerto Rico will thank me for the paper towels I gave out when I was down there…. Can you believe they didn’t even offer me a thank you! I’m telling you, those migrant Puerto Ricans need to be sent back to their country….with the brown bread and cheap watches.
 
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“Ya know, I invented time- maybe, I was told that once by some very smart horologists- but time is so important, we never get enough of it or border security, not gonna think about the cheap watches coming over the border and infecting the blood of our Swiss movements…and I had a great movement this morning, Miralax really does a number on clearing you out- like we need to clear out those Haitian migrants who are buying the cheap watches coming in from Canada- you know those Canadians bring in the cheap watches on trucks of maple syrup- that’s all they have up there is maple and cheap watches- and they love Putin…I’ve been told they can’t get enough of him- apparently they talk about Putin with cheese curds and gravy- can you believe that? They want to slather Putin with gravy, I don’t understand, but he’s a really smart guy and he said we will have a trade deal for fabulous gold watches if we can just get the cheese curds out of Ukraine…they call it the bread basket of the world…I prefer white bread as the brown breads are all migrant breads…but maybe one day the president of Puerto Rico will thank me for the paper towels I gave out when I was down there…. Can you believe they didn’t even offer me a thank you! I’m telling you, those migrant Puerto Ricans need to be sent back to their country….with the brown bread and cheap watches.
Just finished decorating my front lawn wanted your opinion
 
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“Ya know, I invented time- maybe, I was told that once by some very smart horologists- but time is so important, we never get enough of it or border security, not gonna think about the cheap watches coming over the border and infecting the blood of our Swiss movements…and I had a great movement this morning, Miralax really does a number on clearing you out- like we need to clear out those Haitian migrants who are buying the cheap watches coming in from Canada- you know those Canadians bring in the cheap watches on trucks of maple syrup- that’s all they have up there is maple and cheap watches- and they love Putin…I’ve been told they can’t get enough of him- apparently they talk about Putin with cheese curds and gravy- can you believe that? They want to slather Putin with gravy, I don’t understand, but he’s a really smart guy and he said we will have a trade deal for fabulous gold watches if we can just get the cheese curds out of Ukraine…they call it the bread basket of the world…I prefer white bread as the brown breads are all migrant breads…but maybe one day the president of Puerto Rico will thank me for the paper towels I gave out when I was down there…. Can you believe they didn’t even offer me a thank you! I’m telling you, those migrant Puerto Ricans need to be sent back to their country….with the brown bread and cheap watches.
This is good. SNL wants to talk to you.