Holy smokes! Reveille at 0400 today? That's too early! Not for Speedy Gonzales! Speedy Gonzales is always ready for duty...
July 1969 silver Pogue, just about to head off for some TLC so thought I'd give it some wrist time...
What? Does this intimidate you? This watch is SO hi-powered it runs on not 1 but 4 batteries! And it emits male pheromones to knock the women off their feet.
Intimidate? No not at all. However I am blind now. All I saw was an enormous gold flash of a watch and now it's all darkness.