The Worst eBay Omega Listing Ever

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Ticks pretty much all the GADA boxes for me. Been looking for a rare-bird Speedy fitted with a helium release valve that I can wear to the lowest depths of space, get earthside again and trip the light fantastic at the Executive Ball where I can dazzle all the high rollers with my 12 Blue Sapphire Gems marking the hours, before heading off to the Private Golf Course to wow my friends with a detailed description of moon phases. Could even time my Casino VIP Baccarat Hands using that single White Gold Pusher. And then have my watchmaker reset the chrono using his matchless Lubricating Oils.

That, my friends, is one Fine Swiss Timepiece.
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Ticks pretty much all the GADA boxes for me. Been looking for a rare-bird Speedy fitted with a helium release valve that I can wear to the lowest depths of space, get hearthside again and trip the light fantastic at the Executive Ball where I can dazzle all the high rollers with my 12 Blue Sapphire Gems marking the hours, before heading off to the Private Golf Course to wow my friends with a detailed description of moon phases. Could even time my Casino VIP Baccarat Hands using that single White Gold Pusher. And then have my watchmaker reset the chrono using his matchless Lubricating Oils.

That, my friends, is one Fine Swiss Timepiece.

Well played, sir.
 
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(Thinks of the children's story of the Emperor has no clothes) Why yes it has a dial. You cannot see that beautiful dial with gems? It is truly glorious to behold. A shame that others were not able to behold it's glorious beauty. I know that I saw how beautiful it is...😁👍😉
 
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I sent a message asking if there is water under the crystal. I will report back.
 
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Seller states “..a rare bird...” 😜
 
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Response from seller:
New message from: amreican1212 (67)
No there is no water under the crystal, but the bottom push knob popped off after it was serviced from Omega. So, moisture has go in and it needs to be serviced again. I dont have the money now, but if someone wants to pay for an Authentic one, not knockoff from Japan or wherever, I'm not budging on price. My watchmaker said that this watch is Discontinued and a piece of history, so it will continue to gain value over time. And if I decide to sell it, to ask a number that you won't regret in 5 years when gold is higher and the watch is rarer. Thanks
 
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Response from seller:
New message from: amreican1212 (67)
No there is no water under the crystal, but the bottom push knob popped off after it was serviced from Omega. So, moisture has go in and it needs to be serviced again. I dont have the money now, but if someone wants to pay for an Authentic one, not knockoff from Japan or wherever, I'm not budging on price. My watchmaker said that this watch is Discontinued and a piece of history, so it will continue to gain value over time. And if I decide to sell it, to ask a number that you won't regret in 5 years when gold is higher and the watch is rarer. Thanks

I'll revise my initial thought about it being through a fire - it was a dumpster fire, just like his listing...
 
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I'll revise my initial thought about it being through a fire - it was a dumpster fire, just like his listing...
I hope this loads properly...
 
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Looks like it's been through a fire maybe...
Maybe that's what happens when the helium release valve fails?
 
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Response from seller:
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No there is no water under the crystal, but the bottom push knob popped off after it was serviced from Omega. So, moisture has go in and it needs to be serviced again. I dont have the money now, but if someone wants to pay for an Authentic one, not knockoff from Japan or wherever, I'm not budging on price. My watchmaker said that this watch is Discontinued and a piece of history, so it will continue to gain value over time. And if I decide to sell it, to ask a number that you won't regret in 5 years when gold is higher and the watch is rarer. Thanks
Well it does have a custom 18k white face 😉
 
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I also like that he is selling plastic faux plants and there are four watchers!
 
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I also like that he is selling plastic faux plants and there are four watchers!
Oh sweet. I hope he combines shipping 👍
 
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Was he sitting in the Oval Office when he wrote that description? I can smell the face bronzer from here.

Million dollar watch, folks! I know what I have, don't buy those horrible foreign versions! This one is sitting right here in the good ol' US of A!!!
 
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Was he sitting in the Oval Office when he wrote that description? I can smell the face bronzer from here.

Million dollar watch, folks! I know what I have, don't buy those horrible foreign versions! This one is sitting right here in the good ol' US of A!!!
Hope you get the therapy for the TDS when the economy is back on track. Wishing you the best.