Wow! I had a feeling it would be too simple! Hand me the envelope, please. And the award goes to: @Charlemagne1333 !
Dang that was quick. Was actually doing some today. Fitting a battery tender so I can charge my battery after I come home from a ride and forget to turn the ignition off.
Such a good read, difficult though it is to determine quite how honest the author is… normally get an image of the narrator, in this instance, Alby Mangels kept coming to mind
The = THE Witch = HAG Ear = IA Sophia Loren = SOPHIA Snake = hiss = IS Hide tanning = TAN Toro = BUL Ergo, the Hagia Sophia (mosque/museum) in Istanbul (Turkey).
I think the answer may be more political than that, eh @Canuck ? Although, with all fairness to @Matty01 , bored dickheads is a good description of what’s left of the Cabinet…