The definition of a wanker varies, depending on the dictionary. Among the definitions is “one who drives with only one hand on the steering wheel” (ahem), but is otherwise “occupied”. 😁
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Speaking of such - I got this in an eBay job lot of old watches that landed the other day
Sculpture Alexander the Great = ALEXANDRE
Scooby Doo = DU
Marjorie Main as Ma Kettle = MAS
The = THE
Three Mariachis = THREE
Musket = MUSKET
Tears = TEERS
Ergo-
Cartoon series Alexandre Dumas, the Three Musketeers, Hannah Barbera.
Sculpture Alexander the Great = ALEXANDRE
Scooby Doo = DU
Marjorie Main as Ma Kettle = MAS
The = THE
Three Mariachis = THREE
Musket = MUSKET
Tears = TEERS