New watch from Trump

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It must be all the Tuborg, Carlsberg and pölse that I grew up with….
Ah, Carlsberg. I used to drink a lot of that in my youth when I had friends in Denmark. Good stuff and the "elephant" beer (not even sure that they still make that) would set you back on your rear end in short order.
 
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Ah, Carlsberg. I used to drink a lot of that in my youth when I had friends in Denmark. Good stuff and the "elephant" beer (not even sure that they still make that) would set you back on your rear end in short order.
A pure killer beer!!
A six pack of them would wake up the dead!!

 
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Making Accessories Great Again ! 🤣🤣🤣
Make Awful Garbage Abysmally?
 
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Used to be 9% now a cowardly 7. AKA ‘Wifebeater’ here in the UK!

 
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Down a rabbit hole, oh dear next week not looking good.

 
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Down a rabbit hole, oh dear next week not looking good.

There's nice tasting Belgian beers around 12-13% too.
 
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Bugger beer.......whisky is a proper drink if you don't put anything in it but more whisky!
 
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I saw this article of the Trump watches online:
It's quite critical
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“all three variants of the Fight Fight Fight have the same waterproofing […] state 200 meters on their cases, but contradict this with 100 meters of water resistance in their specifications.”


“The watches are claimed to feature “premium, Swiss-Made materials and intricate details,” but so far as we can tell, the Fight Fight Fight uses a movement by Japanese company Seiko […] The $799 model is powered by the NH36 movement from Japanese watch company Seiko. The other two variants have just a date window and use the simpler NH35 movement. Both movements can be bought online from about $55. Again, this seems completely at odds with claims on the Trump Watches website of “premium, Swiss-Made materials and intricate details.”

The ever familiar over promise under deliver…
 
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::facepalm1::

“all three variants of the Fight Fight Fight have the same waterproofing […] state 200 meters on their cases, but contradict this with 100 meters of water resistance in their specifications.”


“The watches are claimed to feature “premium, Swiss-Made materials and intricate details,” but so far as we can tell, the Fight Fight Fight uses a movement by Japanese company Seiko […] The $799 model is powered by the NH36 movement from Japanese watch company Seiko. The other two variants have just a date window and use the simpler NH35 movement. Both movements can be bought online from about $55. Again, this seems completely at odds with claims on the Trump Watches website of “premium, Swiss-Made materials and intricate details.”

The ever familiar over promise under deliver…
The most water resistant watch in the world…so they tell me….can withstand pressures over 1 million feet, but don’t quote me on that…I use feet because meters is for migrants, can’t trust the metric system…they want to control you with metering everything- we don’t like meters in this country- we believe in freedoms and not being monitored or metered.
 
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More grift!!! They are melted buffalo dollar gold plated coins from Rosland Capital. Then the tax right off for losses on the other $83,000 that isn’t made of gold.
 
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I'd be interested in knowing the specifications relating to bullshit. For example, how much bullshit per square inch can the watches tolerate from their owners before the watches implode?
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I'd be interested in knowing the specifications relating to bullshit. For example, how much bullshit per square inch can the watches tolerate before they implode?
Pretty sure the watches will help generate a lot more bullshit. Easy enough to imagine when you think of the types of people who would buy this (i.e., people laundering money or funneling money to him)
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Pretty sure the watches will help generate a lot more bullshit. Easy enough to imagine when you think of the types of people who would buy this (i.e., people laundering money of funneling money to him)
Ah, excellent point. Post now edited to take this into account:

I'd be interested in knowing the specifications relating to bullshit. For example, how much bullshit per square inch can the watches tolerate from their owners before the watches implode?