You need to stop being so modest and come clean about what really happened. You were sea kayaking well offshore in a gale when you were viciously attacked by a 6,000 pound great white shark. The beast snapped your boat in half like a toothpick, throwing you 30 feet into the air. As you landed hard in the water, you realized that the battle was not yet over. The shark charged you. You knew then that you had only one chance. Suddenly you remembered a post on OF about the razor sharp edges on your new Speedy. As the shark set itself upon you, you struck it on the snout with a glancing blow from the watch - hence the dent in the case. As the shark turned away from you and revealed its soft underbelly, you were able to rake your Speedy down its abdomen from stem to stern, disemboweling the creature and dispatching it as only an Omega owner can. Exhausted, but triumphant, you swam the five miles back to the mainland in record time - which you recorded with the chronograph function. As you struggled in the shallows to reach the sand, the clasp, which had been damaged in the attack, finally gave way and the watch fell off your wrist and into the water. The pounding surf ground the watch into the bottom, scratching it further, but you were able to recover it. Fortunately, since it was new and you were in shallow water, the watch remained watertight and still keeps perfect time. Bravo, sir, you are a steely eyed missile man. Seriously, glad that you are ok. The watch can be fixed.
Lucky those razor sharp edges ( that all the purse carrying Nancy boys complain about ) didn’t slice you open 
