OK, Still don't get it.
Where's the story?
The watch was left accidentally by Santa after eating some of Windy's "special brownies"?
A U-boat washed up on the Joisey shore after Sandy and you found this inside?
Some guy came into the store and fell asleep on a Simmons Key Largo, then your Gollum instincts took over?
I'm not buy'n you walked into an AD in the The King of Prussia Mall and bought it on whim.
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