The Timepiece Gentleman Story Finally Ends

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They used to send these guys to Australia.
The ultimate rehabilitation program with total success........a lesson on how to build a superior society to the one that sent them there!!
Not only that but one better at sport! ::stirthepot::馃ぃ
 
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The ultimate rehabilitation program with total success........a lesson on how to build a superior society to the one that sent them there!!
Not only that but one better at sport! ::stirthepot::馃ぃ
Yes indeed.

 
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Yes indeed.


He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up.
 
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He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up.
Um....yeah....sort of.....what he said...I think...I dunno...I'm not exactly sure what he said, to be truthful!
 
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Definite niche marketing going on with that ad.......the exterior of the car looks as stylish as a brick, then you have a somewhat bordelloesque styled interior and then they stick a creepy bloke with dubious intent, who looks like his gender preferences are somewhat confused, balancing on the seat, giving what he hopes is a come hither look.....I suspect that only a limited section of the community would find the prospect of getting in that car appealing, and speaking for myself....I'm not one of them!
 
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Um....yeah....sort of.....what he said...I think...I dunno...I'm not exactly sure what he said, to be truthful!
Sorry, I'm perhaps a bit too appreciative of the random Star Trek TOS reference.
 
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I know Ricardo Montalban from his "rich Corinthian leather" commercials for Chrysler/Dodge. Never saw a Star Trek movie.
 
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I know Ricardo Montalban from his "rich Corinthian leather" commercials for Chrysler/Dodge. Never saw a Star Trek movie.

In an Episode of The Original Series, he plays Khan Noonien Singh, A genetically enhanced "superman" that wanted to wipe out humanity and build a superior society. The crew of the Enterprise finds him and his fellow supermen floating through space on the S.S. Botany Bay, cryogenically sleeping. After some shenninigans, Khan, his crew, and his ship are dumped on Ceti Alpha V. After a disaster occurs in the solar system, the planet is essentially converted into a cross between Australia and something out of Mad Max... and then begins Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
 
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Sorry, I'm perhaps a bit too appreciative of the random Star Trek TOS reference.
She's cool, no worries I just have absolutely no idea what you were banging on about, I never watched Star Trek so it was all fluent Swahili to me!
 
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Definite niche marketing going on with that ad.......the exterior of the car looks as stylish as a brick, then you have a somewhat bordelloesque styled interior and then they stick a creepy bloke with dubious intent, who looks like his gender preferences are somewhat confused, balancing on the seat, giving what he hopes is a come hither look.....I suspect that only a limited section of the community would find the prospect of getting in that car appealing, and speaking for myself....I'm not one of them!
I like the look of the interior and wonder if the seats open flat for some other kind of shenanigans because I can certainly see some potential there.
Though I am getting too old for that tap tap on the car windows that police officers do when you are indisposed in some sort of activities with your Paramore.

Star Trek references, nah, that spoils the mood altogether.
 
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She's cool, no worries I just have absolutely no idea what you were banging on about, I never watched Star Trek so it was all fluent Swahili to me!
His ship was the Botany Bay.
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Definite niche marketing going on with that ad.......the exterior of the car looks as stylish as a brick, then you have a somewhat bordelloesque styled interior and then they stick a creepy bloke with dubious intent, who looks like his gender preferences are somewhat confused, balancing on the seat, giving what he hopes is a come hither look.....I suspect that only a limited section of the community would find the prospect of getting in that car appealing, and speaking for myself....I'm not one of them!
No one was doubting Senor Montelban's sexulity 1 year after this lol.

 
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No one was doubting Senor Montelban's sexulity 1 year after this lol.

I still say: man, woman, child and beast should be wary of all those Hollywood types!
 
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Sorry, I'm perhaps a bit too appreciative of the random Star Trek TOS reference.
Then you will love Brave New Worlds!!!!
 
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I like the look of the interior and wonder if the seats open flat for some other kind of shenanigans because I can certainly see some potential there.
Though I am getting too old for that tap tap on the car windows that police officers do when you are indisposed in some sort of activities with your Paramore.

Star Trek references, nah, that spoils the mood altogether.
Nah could you imagine trying to clean the various spurts, squirts, dribbles and oozes outta that velour upholstery? there'd be dried angry tadpoles, slobber, skid marks and girl goo from arsehole to breakfast! And that's just the sheep!
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It only takes one poisoned apple to taint the rest.

It's hard enough as it is as a dealer to gain trust in people and stories like this don't help matters. I'm glad he got what was coming to him!
 
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My gawd this thread got derailed quickly. But fortunately way from politics into a most amusing way. 馃槈

I don't do many old Star Trek references, but me and some former coworkers would often use Seinfeld references during work. If you didn't do well, one would say "and you want to be my latex salesman?"

My millennial employees here never understand what I'm going on about. "Seinfeld," I'd explain.

"Who?"
 
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some former coworkers would often use Seinfeld references during work
Not that there's anything wrong in that!
 
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...the planet is essentially converted into a cross between Australia and something out of Mad Max...
So the planet is converted into a cross between Australia and Australia.