More from the "it would be funnier if..." file.

 

Maybe she’s just dumbing it down for the Fox News audience.

 

She said it on a podcast.

 

Found the real-life model for the guy behind the desk…

 

Investment advice for the glass half-full crowd...

 

So spend like hell because if we all die, it won't matter anyway.

Given that argument, same could be said about booze and hookers....

 

Nah, booze and hookers will never die…

 

Houston, we have lift off.

 

When in Rome…

 

And you said it on a watch forum.

 

No, I posted it on a watch forum. On a thread consisting of jokes, very few of which are watch-related.

That someone in such an important position could say something so inane is a joke, though admittedly not a very funny one, under the circumstances.