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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
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Tony C.
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rob#1
·Philomena Cunk asks, “What is time?” 😁
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Omegafanman
·Her reaction shot at 3:45 is a classic :0)
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Duracuir1
··Never Used A KodakA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fυcking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
The End …………
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fυcking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
The End …………
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury memberIt would be more funny if it weren't so pathetic.
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·I hear he has a taste for extremely rare meat…
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··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!cos(789)
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··Spam RiskWhat’s the difference between a dollar and a ruble?
A dollar
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A dollar
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··Never Used A Kodak
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