I gave it a "like," but that more like a 125 mm bit!

 

Philomena Cunk asks, “What is time?”

 

“With the present running right up my middle bits…” LMAO!

 

Her reaction shot at 3:45 is a classic :0)

 

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End …………

 

It would be more funny if it weren't so pathetic.

 

I hear he has a taste for extremely rare meat…

 

cos(789)

 

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It all makes sense now

 

Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (mcsweeneys.net)

 

What’s the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

 

Thanks, I’ll stick with my lawn chair…

 

Me thinks he would not protest too much ......
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