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M'Bob
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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
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pdxleaf
··So on and so on and scoobie doobie dooNo, I posted it on a watch forum. On a thread consisting of jokes, very few of which are watch-related.
That someone in such an important position could say something so inane is a joke, though admittedly not a very funny one, under the circumstances.
No need to explain. We know what the real joke is.
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury member
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TimeODanaos
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No no no no! The captions have all got it completely the wrong way round! 😉
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JimInOz
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!A duck waddles up to the side of the road, carefully looks both ways, and is about to head to the other side when suddenly a chicken runs up flapping its wings frantically and clucking like mad ...
"Don't do it! Don't cross! You'll never 🤬 hear the end of it!"
"Don't do it! Don't cross! You'll never 🤬 hear the end of it!"
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M'Bob
·A known gateway drug to algebra…
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Charlemagne1333
·Something about this doesn’t add up
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Archer
··Omega Qualified Watchmaker
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Omegafanman
·Three ducks walk into a bar.“Hello, who are you?” the barman asks.The first duck replies, “I’m Huey.”
“I bet you are,” says the barman. “And how’s your day been, Huey?”
“Great, thanks. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” smiles Huey.
“That’s nice,” says the bartender, turning to the second duck. “Hi, and who are you?” “Dewey,” comes the reply.
“So how’s your day been, Dewey?” asks the barman.“Great. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day as well. What more could a duck want?”The barman turns to the third duck and says,
“So, I bet you must be Louie?”“No,” she says, with a coy smile. “I’m Puddles.”
“I bet you are,” says the barman. “And how’s your day been, Huey?”
“Great, thanks. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” smiles Huey.
“That’s nice,” says the bartender, turning to the second duck. “Hi, and who are you?” “Dewey,” comes the reply.
“So how’s your day been, Dewey?” asks the barman.“Great. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day as well. What more could a duck want?”The barman turns to the third duck and says,
“So, I bet you must be Louie?”“No,” she says, with a coy smile. “I’m Puddles.”
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Charlemagne1333
·Ukraine: “Wanna hear a joke?”
Putin: “Yes, OK”
Ukraine: “Kyiv”
Putin: “I don’t get it”
Ukraine: “You never will”
Putin: “Yes, OK”
Ukraine: “Kyiv”
Putin: “I don’t get it”
Ukraine: “You never will”
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M'Bob
·Nothing that some intensive psychotherapy won’t fix…
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·The Braille conundrum…
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