I love a good joke, but I am awful at telling them. Show me what you've got! A dyslexic man walks into a bra..... An old mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. -"You listen to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." -"But grandpa, I really don't really like guns. How's about you leave me your gold Rolex Day Date President reference 1803 with serti stella dial and non-quickset caliber 1556 instead?" -"Shut up and listen! Some day you're going to run my business, you going have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. One day you're going to come home and maybe find you wife inbed with another man. What are you going to do then......point to you gold Rolex Day Date President reference 1803 with serti stella dial and non-quickset caliber 1556 and a say, TIME'S UP asshole?