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RI Omega Fan
·It’s the right time to revive this classic ~
Merry Christmas to all!
Merry Christmas to all!
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
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·Um, thanks. I’ll head over to McDonald’s…
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··Ωf Jury member
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the bartender, "What the hell is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish man's jaw drops and he shouts, "Well fu*k me! How big are the fu*king cats?"
He asks the bartender, "What the hell is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish man's jaw drops and he shouts, "Well fu*k me! How big are the fu*king cats?"
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Canuck
·A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the bartender, "What the hell is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish man's jaw drops and he shouts, "Well f🤬k me! How big are the f🤬ing cats?"
Got it!😜
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Omegafanman
·A wife is having an affair when her husband comes home early. Quick jump out the window she tells her boyfriend. No way it is raining hard outside he says. I can hear my husband coming up this stairs, he is crazy, has a gun and will kill us both if he catches you here she explains. Without further argument the guy grabs his stuff, jumps out the window naked and starts running. He saw a group of joggers and tried to blend in with them rather unsuccessfully.
Do you always run naked? one jogger asked. Yes I love to run barefoot and feel the air against my skin he replied.
Do you always carry your clothes and shoes under your arm when you run another asked? Yes so I can get dressed quickly and drive home at then end of a run he further explained. Finally a jogger asked ... and do you always wear a condom?....to which he replied straight faced...only when it is raining ;0)
Do you always run naked? one jogger asked. Yes I love to run barefoot and feel the air against my skin he replied.
Do you always carry your clothes and shoes under your arm when you run another asked? Yes so I can get dressed quickly and drive home at then end of a run he further explained. Finally a jogger asked ... and do you always wear a condom?....to which he replied straight faced...only when it is raining ;0)
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Scarecrow Boat
··Burt Macklin, FBIWhat do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear
A gummy bear
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Scarecrow Boat
··Burt Macklin, FBIWhat do you call a potato that wears glasses?
A spec-tater
A spec-tater
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Scarecrow Boat
··Burt Macklin, FBIWhy do ghost like taking elevators?
It lifts their spirits
It lifts their spirits
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Twocats
··Married... with children
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M'Bob
·What do you call a potato that wears glasses? A spec-tater
What do you call a penis carved out of a potato?