A Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the bartender, "What the hell is that?"
The bartender replies, "It's a moose."
The Scottish man's jaw drops and he shouts, "Well f
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