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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. JimInOz Ω 2

    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Dec 17, 2021

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    An oldie but a goodie, but I think it's the third repeat of this one.

    ;)
     
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  2. JimInOz Ω 2

    JimInOz Melbourne Australia Dec 17, 2021

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  3. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Dec 17, 2021

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    2023..... we come in peace to save you Terran's.... and to sell you our Vodka....
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  4. Darlinboy Ω 2

    Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Dec 17, 2021

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    Jesus walks into a restaurant and says to the maitre d', "Table for 26 please."

    After a quick headcount, the maitre d' replies, "But sir ... there are only 13 in your party?"

    "That's correct," Jesus replies with a nod...

    "But we are all going to sit on the same side of the table."
     
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  5. shaun hk

    shaun hk Fairy nuffer Dec 17, 2021

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  6. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Dec 17, 2021

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  7. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Dec 17, 2021

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  8. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Dec 17, 2021

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    Just in case you don't know...Stare Trek to the rescue...

     
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  9. Charlemagne1333 Ω 1

    Charlemagne1333 Dec 17, 2021

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  10. tad

    tad Dec 17, 2021

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  11. Charlemagne1333 Ω 1

    Charlemagne1333 Dec 17, 2021

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    Artist: “So, how would you like to be painted, young lady?”
    Child: “With my favourite fish”
    Artist: “With your favorite fish?”
    Child: “Yes”
    Artist: “Are you sure? It might distra_ _”
    Child: “WITH MY FISH!!”
    Artist: “… OK”
    Child: “… And this drunken cat”

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  12. tad

    tad Dec 17, 2021

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  13. DaveK Ω 1

    DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Dec 17, 2021

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    LOL
     
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  14. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Dec 17, 2021

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  15. DaveK Ω 1

    DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Dec 17, 2021

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    It seems like there’s a new slang term every day…

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  16. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Dec 17, 2021

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    “Serving suggestion” indeed...
     
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  17. rob#1

    rob#1 Dec 17, 2021

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    “Made with natural ingredients” :whistling:
     
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  18. NoName

    NoName Dec 18, 2021

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    Andrew ask his best friend John:
    Hey John,are we going out tonight for a drink?
    John replies:
    Are we going out like human beings or we are taking our wifes?
     
  19. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Dec 18, 2021

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  20. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Dec 19, 2021

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