His book written by his friend called 'agent of evolution' is a great read. I must of read it 5 times
By the mid-1970s, the list of officially recognised hazards far outnumbered the list of non-hazardous. In fact, the only situation that the council approved as being completely risk free was the state of being deceased*. Because each of the myriad hazards had its own detailed safety guidelines, citizens became easily confused, and the council was under pressure to create one safety procedure that could be adopted in any given scenario. The slogan 'Get angled. Not mangled' was drummed into school children, who were submitted to regular angle drills. .......
I am a licensed Dad, so ... Over the Thanksgiving holiday, we subscribed to a new streaming service that only shows the movies banned in Russia. It's called NyetFlix.
My older bro used to have a weird friend called Enzo, he was always a bit off. When talking to my lil bro about him I said no wonder he's so weird his surname is Voorts ( enzovoorts means etcetera) . I always lie to my lil bro about stupid stuff like I keep telling him he was supposed to be a girl ( we're three son family) it's only recently I figured out they we're probably hoping I would be a girl...
I tried the number on the billboard, but he never got back to me. Chuck Norris didn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.