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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. vitriol Nov 30, 2021

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  2. Pierre1333 Nov 30, 2021

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  3. Darlinboy Pratts! Will I B******S!!! Nov 30, 2021

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    The first rule of Thesaurus Club…

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    1. you do not talk, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, prattle, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse, discourse, orate or speak about Thesaurus Club.
     
  4. impalla62ss Nov 30, 2021

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  5. Pierre1333 Dec 1, 2021

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  6. Pierre1333 Dec 1, 2021

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    How do you know when a politician is lying?
    When their lips are moving
     
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  7. Pierre1333 Dec 1, 2021

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    What do you call a ( couple of) lawyer(s) at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start
     
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  8. RI Omega Fan Dec 1, 2021

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    Careful with those last two jokes, Pierre - they’re antiques.
     
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  9. Pierre1333 Dec 1, 2021

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    The fool thinks he is a wise man. The wise man knows himself to be a fool. Have you heard the one about picking a willow tree for extra amusement?
     
  10. M'Bob Dec 1, 2021

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    What if a fool know’s he’s a fool?
     
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  11. Pierre1333 Dec 1, 2021

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    Awareness is the first step of every journey so... I dunno foolishness will occur I suppose
     
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  12. Pierre1333 Dec 1, 2021

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    Besides the problem with stupidity is unawareness. Inevitably because one is stupid one believes others are stupid too...you see how that works? Edit I know I'm stupid btw
     
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  13. M'Bob Dec 1, 2021

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  14. hmmmcamu Dec 1, 2021

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  15. hmmmcamu Dec 1, 2021

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    R U IN SEARCH OF LIKE MINDED PPL ?
     
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  16. arturo7 Dec 1, 2021

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    You can only know that you've been a fool. Never that you are being one.
     
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  17. Tony C. Ωf Jury member Dec 1, 2021

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    I hate people with a common purpose. Because, pretty soon they have little hats...

    – George Carlin
     
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  19. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Dec 2, 2021

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    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

    After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

    “But why?” they asked, as they moved off.

    “Because” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
     
  20. Omegafanman Dec 2, 2021

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    It a relativity issue.... in the pub when you call someone a fool you maybe correct at that moment..but at the point the word hits their ear they might be a very very dangerous person.... I think that is why it is mostly only used via the keyboard and interweb these days ;0)
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