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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
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SPO
·I was told by my physical therapist that looking at fish in an aquarium is good for my body.
It's because of the indoor fins...
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It's because of the indoor fins...
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Scarecrow Boat
··Burt Macklin, FBI
B&Q is a DIY store btw
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury memberThree legends, and one hilarious anecdote...
https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1462968801444737027
https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1462968801444737027
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Scarecrow Boat
··Burt Macklin, FBI
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Darlinboy
··Pratts! Will I B******S!!!A man and woman, total strangers, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental overnight train.
Both were married, and initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin. The train was full, the conductor unsympathetic, so finally accepting the inevitable, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake.
The man said: "I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the compartment under your bed to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," replied the woman, “Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow, I wasn’t expecting that!”, he said, getting a bit aroused, “But I’m game if you are.”
"Good," she replied….
"Get your own fυcking blanket."
After a moment of silence, the man farted loudly then rolled over and went to sleep.
Both were married, and initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin. The train was full, the conductor unsympathetic, so finally accepting the inevitable, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake.
The man said: "I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the compartment under your bed to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," replied the woman, “Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow, I wasn’t expecting that!”, he said, getting a bit aroused, “But I’m game if you are.”
"Good," she replied….
"Get your own fυcking blanket."
After a moment of silence, the man farted loudly then rolled over and went to sleep.
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time flies
·Photo by others...
have fun
kfw
have fun
kfw
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·FedEx and UPS just merged! Say hello the FedUp!
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shaun hk
·Hardly seems right, I’m not allowed to ride my bicycle but injuring young or old people is acceptable !
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