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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. STANDY Ω 1

    STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Nov 12, 2021

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    PPE gardening, Your one of them…..:cautious:
    I bet your one of them Leaf blower twats also…:rolleyes:
     
  2. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Nov 12, 2021

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    Not guilty.... But I heard that you are the go to member for any garden blow-jobs needed......:rolleyes:
     
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  3. STANDY Ω 1

    STANDY schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector Nov 12, 2021

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    You do realise the average Northern Territory garden is about the size of England ;)

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  4. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Nov 12, 2021

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    Looks like the kinda place that could have too many Seikos for me.... You can run..and run...and run, but you cant hide. We have small gardens + rain, cold and snow. If you ever get those I can send you a free jacket :0)
     
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  5. Tony C. Ω 2

    Tony C. Ωf Jury member Nov 12, 2021

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  6. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Nov 12, 2021

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  7. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Nov 12, 2021

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  8. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Nov 12, 2021

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  9. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Nov 12, 2021

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  10. impalla62ss Ω 1

    impalla62ss Nov 12, 2021

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  11. Archer Ω 2

    Archer Omega Qualified Watchmaker Nov 12, 2021

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    As a teen my first job was at an orange juice factory, but unfortunately I was canned. I just couldn't concentrate...
     
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  12. hmmmcamu

    hmmmcamu Nov 12, 2021

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    one of my FAV movies ...
     
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  13. Omegafanman

    Omegafanman Nov 13, 2021

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    The backside of the Moon.....
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  14. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Nov 13, 2021

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  15. TasMike Ω 1

    TasMike Nov 13, 2021

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  16. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Nov 14, 2021

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  17. UncleBuck Ω 2

    UncleBuck understands the decision making hierarchy Nov 14, 2021

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  18. UncleBuck Ω 2

    UncleBuck understands the decision making hierarchy Nov 14, 2021

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  19. M'Bob Ω 2

    M'Bob Nov 15, 2021

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  20. Canuck Ω 1

    Canuck Nov 15, 2021

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    Everybody knows the best chocolate bars come from Mars. So why not?
     
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