Rubbing bezels on concrete?
Cooking dials in ovens?
Putting watches in rock and gravel tumblers?
Sending them into outer space? (Oh, hang on, that one's OK with me).
Why don't people just wear the f*#@ing things like they were made to!
I need a beer!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.................
That's better.
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