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Not all things in Australia want to kill you..........

Emeister
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Top tip for collecting firewood:
Don't pick up the sticks that wriggle.
 
pdxleaf
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Didn't need bolt cutters...

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Vercingetorix
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Do they not teach stop, drop and roll? Or does that not work down there?
 
JimInOz
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Vercingetorix Vercingetorix
Do they not teach stop, drop and roll? Or does that not work down there?
I doubt that the moron would even have the mental ability to remember anything even if he had been taught to do that.
The pair of them were bumbling idiots, watching the security cam footage was almost like a comedy.
 
DaveK
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Vercingetorix Vercingetorix
Do they not teach stop, drop and roll? Or does that not work down there?

It works, but you have to roll counter-clockwise
 
pdxleaf
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Vercingetorix Vercingetorix
Do they not teach stop, drop and roll? Or does that not work down there?
Snake repellent
 
hen
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DaveK DaveK
It works, but you have to roll counter-clockwise
Because of the coriolis effect?
 
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hen hen
Because of the coriolis effect?
That would be ridiculous. It’s because they drive on the wrong side of the road.
 
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Vercingetorix Vercingetorix
That would be ridiculous. It’s because they drive on the wrong side of the road.
That's where you're wrong, we drive on the correct side of the road........it's all you johnnie foreigners that drive on the wrong side!
 
DaveK
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hen hen
Because of the coriolis effect?

Vercingetorix Vercingetorix
That would be ridiculous. It’s because they drive on the wrong side of the road.


Close, but not quite. I agree with @Vercingetorix that this is most likely because of the Corolla effect.

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Archer
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Pastorbottle Pastorbottle
That's where you're wrong, we drive on the correct side of the road........it's all you johnnie foreigners that drive on the wrong side!
We drive on the right side - the opposite of that is the wrong side. You lose!
 
Emeister
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alam alam
Ok @STANDY , time to come clean and turn in all you got 🤣🤣🤣

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This one scared me 😳
From a quick google I'm hoping this is just in Victoria (state).
First part of your picture looks like a South Australia Police haul.

I'm in Qld.
Standy is safe where he is. Anything goes up there!
JimInOz might have to give up his blades but I know he weilds a meaner credit card.
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