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A vicious, personal attack by one of Oz's iconic critters - from BBC
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Kangaroo 'tries to drown' man in Australian floodwaters
A "really muscly" kangaroo "tried to drown" a man in Australia, after the two got into a punch-up.
Don James is said to have found himself fighting for his life as the marsupial held him down in floodwaters which had pooled on the side of the road near Port Macquarie - only escaping after the animal appeared to become spooked.
Kristy Lees, who watched the battle unfold in her rear-view mirror, told the BBC: "It's not every day a big, male kangaroo decides to take you on... Even in Australia, you do not expect to see it."
She suspects the "very distressed" kangaroo had become trapped in the area following the record flooding that hit New South Wales this week, leaving five people dead.
The title of this thread is definitely incorrect.
"That is unlikely to make Mr James feel any better about Friday morning's altercation - especially as he told Ms Lees that just 12 months ago he had fended off another attack, that time by a great white shark.
"I feel like they're trying to kill me, all these animals," he reportedly said.
The BBC has attempted to contact Mr James for comment.
Shit, the most cringeworthy person in that whole thing was the dickead foreigner doing the narration/interviewing/baiting.
Lucky he did it Sydney, if he'd done it in Melbourne (Port Melbourne pubs in that era) he'd get his answer very quickly (and painfully).
Painters & Dockers
True story.
Me and a mate had spent a long afternoon/evening at Molly Blooms and when it closed he said "I've heard of a place that stays open, lets go".
Not being fully in charge of my "adult brain" I said OK.
I vagually remember it as a rathe plain pub, possibly the Sandridge. It was all very quiet and sort of dim when we entered the bar and the only people in there were four or five guys sitting around a table in the corner.
It was like a western movie when the piano player stops.
The converstaion stopped and all eyes were on us.
"Couple of beers mate" (oblivious to the atmosphere) said Pete to the barman.
The barman pulled two beers and put them on th bar. They were bloody ponies (140ml).
"What's with the girly beer?" goes Pete.
I just grabbed mine, said to him "just fυcking drink it" and skulled mine.
The barman just said "Good idea".
As soon as Pete finished his I grabbed his arm and herded him out before he could order another beer.
One of the guys looked like Putty Nose Nichols, but he's been dead for a while so maybe it was one of his successors.