I have bought this stuff as a prank before, and couldn't even bring myself to use it. It is truly, truly rotten in every conceivable way. The stench from this stuff does not leave you, mentally or emotionally. I cannot rationalize any way that this stuff is not made from actual putrefied ass contents. LOL
UPDATE:
Me:
Subject: Re: Thanks & Regards?
Terry,
when it arrives please send me a video of you opening the package. This way I can verify it hasn't been tampered with during shipping, but also to see the joy in your face at becoming the proud new owner of this Speedmaster.
Terry:
Okay thanks i will do that and i will let you know thanks
馃榿
Hahaha.. priceless. This guy is just thinking.. what a sucker.