How you know you married the right girl...

But there goes a saying that, nobody knows how to manage a wife, but a bachelor!

No kidding!

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Why do most husbands die before their wives?
Because they want to.

my wife makes all small decisions and I make decisions about big things, 30 years together and no big decisions needed yet...

"Where the hell have you been all day? Out looking at watches again I'll bet!"
"No dear, honest! I'm just having an affair...it's not the watches!"
Result = situation defused.


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Watch nerd wives are few and far between!