Oh, dear...the Boutique is a most dangerous place for those afflicted with "the sickness".
Now, I'm going to do something rather insidious...I'm going to plant the tiniest little bit of something in your brain. It may not take root for some time, but it will be there...growing, quietly.
The narrative and photos you shared from your expedition to The Boutique were conspicuously lacking any reference to the Speedmaster. Yes, the Speedmaster...Speeeeeeedmaster. Arguably the most consequential wristwatch ever made. It reaches beyond gender, being neither a Man's watch nor a Woman's watch. It's a Human's watch. Worn in its most primitive form, manual wind with acrylic crystal, it's a beautiful connection to some of humankind's most ambitious endeavours. Worn on a stainless steel bracelet, loosely, it becomes fine jewelry.
All right. My work is done.