I was just at a restaurant this afternoon and a guy showed me his previous model version of this. Big heavy solid bastard of a watch, still wouldn't own one but the trigger mechanism for the stopwatch, while silly to look at is highly effective.
god what a load of bollocks. I'd be surprised it would fit in your stocking. Gauche, pretentious and juvenile. You'd need to drive a TVR or a Corvette (anything with a long bonnet).