A pretentious, snobby, old fashioned guide to choosing a strap

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it's like playing a game of "to the pain" for him, so here's some more unconventional pairings since you ignored my red strap all together.
 
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it's like playing a game of "to the pain" for him, so here's some more unconventional pairings since you ignored my red strap all together.

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No, no, no. You must really hate that Rolex.
 
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How am I doing?

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Those Omegas are dress watches. I know we can't all hunt, kill and tan our own gators, like I do, but good news: you can buy gator straps pre-killed and tanned.
 
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Look, here's how it's done. See how nice they look when the rules are followed?
 
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those horrid two-stitch abominations,

You mean those "I have no clue what's 'IN' so I rely on Hodinkee articles straps"?
 
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Look, here's how it's done. See how nice they look when the rules are followed?

That's a nice spray of watches. Are the metal bracelets in another box?
 
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Those Omegas are dress watches. I know we can't all hunt, kill and tan our own gators, like I do, but good news: you can buy gator straps pre-killed and tanned.
Was afraid of a low grade 😁
 
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@bradurani …Channeling “The Watch Snob” ? Excellent provocation however…..
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Thanks for the thoughtful and entertaining guidance.
I have to say I break your rules on a daily basis, with delight and I will stubbornly keep making my own.

I hate my watches:
-dive watches which will never see the ocean on whimsical colorful reptile straps and stingray; you’ll note I’ve killed a python and a crocodile for these;
- bona fide military watches also on reptile straps- the Royal Air Force issued watch from 1942 on matte blue alligator, and the Korean war era Waltham A17 on python— two more reptiles bit the dust;
- another military watch on wild boar;
- dress (gold) watches on goat double wrap, stitched calf and perlon.
I actually have so many watch pictures which break the rules I can’t even get hold of them all.

I do agree however 100% on those primitive two-stitch straps.
 
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Or just grab whatever strap that’s available now and let the watch do the talking… dress watch on a rubber strap:
 
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Thanks for the thoughtful and entertaining guidance.
I have to say I break your rules on a daily basis, with delight and I will stubbornly keep making my own.

I hate my watches:
-dive watches which will never see the ocean on whimsical colorful reptile straps and stingray; you’ll note I’ve killed a python and a crocodile for these;
- bona fide military watches also on reptile straps- the Royal Air Force issued watch from 1942 on matte blue alligator, and the Korean war era Waltham A17 on python— two more reptiles bit the dust;
- another military watch on wild boar;
- dress (gold) watches on goat double wrap, stitched calf and perlon.
I actually have so many watch pictures which break the rules I can’t even get hold of them all.

I do agree however 100% on those primitive two-stitch straps.

Or just grab whatever strap that’s available now and let the watch do the talking… dress watch on a rubber strap:

Lovely omegas.
 
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You've correctly interpreted the spirit of this thread and equated my taste with Joan Rivers', which I deserve

Even though I'm a simple jeans guy, I do like your style.


I hope this is you...

 
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Not my watch or photo (my regular civilian one is still a work in progress), but these absolutely should be worn on velcro.

 
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I'm curious about how this combo might be perceived...
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