Worst eBay ad ever?

Safer... maybe as far as accuracy of service history and issues. As far as getting the watch you paid for, ebay is pretty safe--they really are inclined to side with the buyer in most any case. If you feel that you've received a clunker or a fake, I can only wish the seller good luck in trying to fight a return! The ebay protections (at 30 days) are moderate, but those new 6-month paypal returns--for not as described--are huge. As far as selling goes though, I'd much rather deal with people who frequent watch forums...