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If one or more assailants are pounding on your head go in low, drive the blade upwards behind the scrotum and rip upwards toward the belt. A wound like that not only drops the one cut, the rest will scatter like pigeons.


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Get into an all in with multiple opponents and let me know how being all civilized works out for you.
 
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If one or more assailants are pounding on your head go in low, drive the blade upwards behind the scrotum and rip upwards toward the belt. A wound like that not only drops the one cut, the rest will scatter like pigeons.

As for these acid attacks, one should keep plenty of bottled water in your car. A squeeze bottle is best. Water will flush away acids pretty quickly. but it takes a lot of it.
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To point 1: the law allows for self defence. Assault with a deadly weapon is not classed as self defence.

To point 2: acid attacks that have taken place have typically been against pedestrians, and often are gang vs. gang.

The risk to any of us normal folk is incredibly low. Even lower when you don’t behave in ways to make yourself a target.
 
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Get into an all in with multiple opponents and let me know how being all civilized works out for you.

Stab someone with a concealed weapon in the UK (even in “self defence”) and I can tell you how it goes for you - you’re getting sentenced for assault with a deadly weapon, carrying an illegal weapon, actual bodily harm... and probably a few other things.

Even carrying a knife in “self defence” would be classed as going equipped and having intent.

Pro Tip: if you have no idea what you’re talking about, stop talking.
 
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Professor Professor
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If one or more assailants are pounding on your head go in low, drive the blade upwards behind the scrotum and rip upwards toward the belt. A wound like that not only drops the one cut, the rest will scatter like pigeons.

As for these acid attacks, one should keep plenty of bottled water in your car. A squeeze bottle is best. Water will flush away acids pretty quickly. but it takes a lot of it.
Wrap around anti glare or sun glasses might offer a minimal protection for the eyes.
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Professor Professor
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If one or more assailants are pounding on your head go in low, drive the blade upwards behind the scrotum and rip upwards toward the belt. A wound like that not only drops the one cut, the rest will scatter like pigeons.

As for these acid attacks, one should keep plenty of bottled water in your car. A squeeze bottle is best. Water will flush away acids pretty quickly. but it takes a lot of it.
Wrap around anti glare or sun glasses might offer a minimal protection for the eyes.


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How do you tackle THUGS with three or four powerful scooters with six or eight THUGS armed with machetes, knives, acids and guns. We are losing our great city!!!!
 
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Professor Professor
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If one or more assailants are pounding on your head go in low, drive the blade upwards behind the scrotum and rip upwards toward the belt. A wound like that not only drops the one cut, the rest will scatter like pigeons.

As for these acid attacks, one should keep plenty of bottled water in your car. A squeeze bottle is best. Water will flush away acids pretty quickly. but it takes a lot of it.
Wrap around anti glare or sun glasses might offer a minimal protection for the eyes.
Awesome advice! I seem to be getting myself into some really awkward multiple assailant situations on a pretty regular occurrence these days.

Now, I’d be really keen to hear how to deal with a shark if I see one coming towards me.
 
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Professor Professor
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If one or more assailants are pounding on your head go in low, drive the blade upwards behind the scrotum and rip upwards toward the belt. A wound like that not only drops the one cut, the rest will scatter like pigeons.

As for these acid attacks, one should keep plenty of bottled water in your car. A squeeze bottle is best. Water will flush away acids pretty quickly. but it takes a lot of it.
Wrap around anti glare or sun glasses might offer a minimal protection for the eyes.
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Now, I’d be really keen to hear how to deal with a shark if I see one coming towards me.

I use crocodiles up here in Northern Australia

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I think it's probably time to end this thread. On a serious note, dear foreign tourists, please don't stab us Londoners thanks very much, we don't like it and Her Majesty will not be amused.

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I grew up in a town where you could be killed over a $6 Timex.
Must be nice to only recently be exposed to such violence.
Here a man my age can use deadly force if a younger man even makes a credible threat of bodily harm.

Acid throwing is extremely rare in the states because those that do so aren't very likely to live to stand trial. Those that do are likely to have been mutilated as badly as their victim by their fellow inmates while awaiting trial.

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Hit the shark hard on the snout. Disrupts their sensors. I've heard you can kill one by driving your hand into their gill slits, but I doubt the opportunity will present itself.
A pack of sharks doesn't scare. A pack of punks expecting an easy mark scare a lot more easily than you'd expect when one of their own starts screaming in agony.

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
If you aren't willing to risk all to defend yourself and your property go hire a 24/7 body guard to protect you.
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