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So, His add would go something like this:
For sale, (see picture of actual watch) rare and valuable Speedy with original movement, hands and dial in great condition. $x000.
Upon purchasing I will exchange dial and hands for similar items, because I like this ones and for some reason to me they are more valuable than what I'm giving you...but to you it should be about the same, so no discount.
Also of note, I can't be bothered to actually take the hands and the dial out, so I will also exchange the movement for a similar, if slightly dirtier and less pristine movement. Think nothing of this! you get what you get...no discount!
Please review the pictures very carefully and print them and place them on a wall or something because that's the last time you will see this watch.
P.S I may consider sending you a used SWATCH instead, I find it is simpler to pack and ship and it looks great. Besides, Plastic does not corrode like steel so you should thank me...No discount, but slight up-charge of additional $30.
JOKES ASIDE, THIS FACTS YOU DESCRIBE ALONE SHOULD HAVE THIS FELLOW LOOSE ANY CREDIBLE STANCE IN HOROLOGY, SALESMANSHIP, ETHICS, COMMON SENSE AND LIFE. (feel free to exchange these terms for whatever terms may seem more comfortable for you to read
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