Things that can drive one crazy...

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馃が馃がKARAOKE馃槨馃が馃が馃が
 
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lucky you don鈥檛 live in Vietnam 馃槈
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For those that don't know, Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra was one of the "great Americans" of the last century (IMO)
Went to grade school with my father-in-law, lived on the next block, named "Hall of Fame Street' because three HOF'rs lived on the same block, Yogi, Joe Garagiola and Jack Buck.

"You could look it up!"

1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

2. You can observe a lot by just watching.

3. It ain鈥檛 over till it鈥檚 over.

4. It鈥檚 like d茅j脿 vu all over again.

5. No one goes there nowadays, it鈥檚 too crowded.

6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

7. A nickel ain鈥檛 worth a dime anymore.

8. Always go to other people鈥檚 funerals, otherwise they won鈥檛 come to yours.

9. We made too many wrong mistakes.

10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

11. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I鈥檓 not hungry enough to eat six.
 
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First off, I don鈥檛 think many liquid things can be contained within the thickness of a sheet of paper.

馃槜 many things can be contained within the thickness of a sheet of paper


 
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Small date windows on my watch. I can't see them. I wonder why the heck did they make that date window so small.

My wife and I have been having a related problem, but with bottles of wine. They all say "750ML" on them, but we are convinced that somehow the industry is making them smaller and smaller, because the bottles get emptied more quickly these days.
 
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How about when you call a large organization, and they put you on terminal hold, and that music they play on a constant loop to supposedly pacify you while you're waiting and your blood pressure's going up continues to play in your head for the rest of the day...
 
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1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.



Just make sure you clean it first before you eat with it.
 
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My wife and I have been having a related problem, but with bottles of wine. They all say "750ML" on them, but we are convinced that somehow the industry is making them smaller and smaller, because the bottles get emptied more quickly these days.
I have the same issue with my clothing- my dry cleaner- they keep shrinking my shirts and my dryer keeps shrinking my pants....they just don鈥檛 make clothes the way they used to. 馃槦
 
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Middle-lane hogs, hipsters, smokers in pub doorways, smartphone speakers, Makita outdoor radios, people who think they鈥檙e entitled somehow, littering, racism, etc etc
 
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My wife and I have been having a related problem, but with bottles of wine. They all say "750ML" on them, but we are convinced that somehow the industry is making them smaller and smaller, because the bottles get emptied more quickly these days.

My wife would agree. This is her stock pile.

 
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police brutality

agree; add to that any type of brutality and injustice as those we have seen during the last few days against property, law enforcement officers, and fellow citizens... just insane.
 
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Some work around because print screen, doesn鈥檛 print screen 馃
Why not just use Snipping Tool? Crop and hit ctrl C and you're done.
 
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How about when you call a large organization, and they put you on terminal hold, and that music they play on a constant loop to supposedly pacify you while you're waiting and your blood pressure's going up continues to play in your head for the rest of the day...

I needed to find some on-hold music for our outfit's phone switch (aka PABX) and selected a CD of Charlie Parker at Birdland from my collection. Kinda muddy and the audience talking all the time, but hey, Bird! Company Chairman complained but failed to provide or even suggest a replacement. I forget what I gave callers next, may have been Steely Dan 馃榿

Oh, there were no messages about how much we appreciated the caller's patience -- it's those that drive me crazy.
 
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Oh, there were no messages about how much we appreciated the caller's patience -- it's those that drive me crazy.

How about when a company clearly screws up, and they give you that completely dispassionate line,"We're sorry for any inconvenience."
 
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How about when a company clearly screws up, and they give you that completely dispassionate line,"We're sorry for any inconvenience."

"Your security is our priority" Google -- About 462,000,000 results (0.26 seconds)