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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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M'Bob M'Bob
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Hello , well at least he found a solution to his problem if any, a someone once said that growing older is easy, but to get old is terrible , Time doesn’t discriminate, and how we all repeat the word Time , we watch lovers , be on Time , not enough Time, Time is money, only Time will tell, then there are lyrics from a song I like “ Don’t be so sure that you have Time , Time is not certain , so everyone, have a great Time on this Halloween weekend, be well ,kazd, 🤗🌞🌞♎️
 
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Wryfox Wryfox
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A goood one ,👍😊 I have maybe very silly one, so,, a man comes to a doctors office with what he thinks is kind of serious illness, doctor ask him, what seams to be your problem, ah doc , don’t know what’s happening I hurt all over my body , any place I touch myself it hurts, doc say , show me please , the man touches his face and auch it hurts he said, the doctor ask him, show me your hand , so he show to the doc, doc tells him , no wonder anytime you touch yourself hurts because you have a open cut on your finger, so that’s that , good day, kazd,🤗🌞❤️♎️
 
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Tony C. Tony C.
Old, sweet Mary...
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Good morning, now this , this is priceless, ❤️❤️❤️absolutely wonderful story,, when I was about 8 years old or ah , young😊growing up on a farm in Europe, my uncle and aunt was living somewhat lonely life , I went on a mission to get them radio, to raise money, I would pick fruits from the orchard go to farmers market and sell it, few months passed, got the money, got the radio , gave them for Christmas, the best gift ever , only imagine their reaction and tears , so , this is my story, lets go help someone that may needed it, I’ll be helping my elderly neighbor, raking leafs , her husband just had foot amputated, so a little helping hand will give much satisfaction, good day , kazd ,🤗🌞❤️♎️
 
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Wryfox Wryfox
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Ah this is good one thanks, I’m sure everyone knows about George Carlin ?!? my favorite besides the “ Stuff “ is “ Does the Time Bother You” will watch it tonight , god evening everyone, kazd 🤗🌞❤️♎️
 
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Did they tell you to fυck off, too?



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Good morning, Ah hah no , off course didn’t say that , it was the utmost , satisfying experience of my childhood , good day everyone, kazd,🤗🌞❤️
 
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A guy and his wife were shopping in a large mall. Before they each went their own way, they agreed to contact by cell phone every once in a while. After a while, the guy phones his wife and asks her if she remembers the fancy jewellery store where he bought her a beautiful piece of jewellery before they married. She hopefully tells him of course she remembers, and she’d meet him there. He said she should meet him at the pub next to the jewellery store!
 
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Canuck Canuck
A guy and his wife were shopping in a large mall. Before they each went their own way, they agreed to contact by cell phone every once in a while. After a while, the guy phones his wife and asks her if she remembers the fancy jewellery store where he bought her a beautiful piece of jewellery before they married. She hopefully tells him of course she remembers, and she’d meet him there. He said she should meet him at the pub next to the jewellery store!
nice one,👍 I have something collected on the road , good evening, kazd 🤗🌞❤️♎️
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Jimmy Pesto Jimmy Pesto
How do potatoes resolve disputes?






They hash it out.
hah good one , 🤗👍 I have one from travel collection , a Yosemite park sign, one can only wonder what actually is in our food not healthy for animals, 🤔 , good day , kazd, 🤗🌞❤️♎️
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