Community Stories

Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

sheepdoll
Posts
3,012
Likes
4,778
Ah, my favorite, Steven Spielberg film*. (I was around the post production.)

(* Spielberg could not put his name on both films since they came out the same week. I have seen P dozens of time, ET at most 2 or 3 times.)
 
kazd
Posts
307
Likes
332
Tony C. Tony C.
PentG7.webp
Hello , still discovering different OF tread sections , this one got my attention, we all really need jokes ,馃槃 I have one ,will try to translate from my native language, so here it goes ,, A Father got himself a new watch and showing proudly to his 12 year old son, telling him how super quality it is and, most importantly , tells him, Son , this watch is Waterproof, ok dad son said that鈥檚 nice, the next morning at breakfast, the Son comes to the Father and tells him, Dad, you were right about the watch being Waterproof , of yes and how do you know he asks , oh well , I put water inside of it last night and till this morning not a drop came out , the Son answered, hope everyone have a great day and happy joking. Kazd ,馃馃憢馃対馃挧鉂わ笍鈾庯笍
 
BlackTalon
Posts
5,537
Likes
9,475
^^ it's not a stretch for me to imagine my son doing that.
 
bubba48
Posts
1,881
Likes
9,596
At the airline counter:
  • How long is the flight to Maldives?
  • Hmmm, just a moment...
  • Wow, that's fine!

------------------------------------------------------

Teacher: In what State is the Mississippi River?
Student: In a liquid state, ma'am
 
kazd
Posts
307
Likes
332
bubba48 bubba48
At the airline counter:
  • How long is the flight to Maldives?
  • Hmmm, just a moment...
  • Wow, that's fine!

------------------------------------------------------

Teacher: In what State is the Mississippi River?
Student: In a liquid state, ma'am
Ah haha , good ones , thanks , kazd 馃槃馃憤馃馃槀鉂わ笍鈾庯笍
 
kazd
Posts
307
Likes
332
Wryfox Wryfox
FB_IMG_1793369867335.webp
Ah Sir. Patrick Stewart , what a remarkable individual , one of my favorite actors , have to rewatch the X man series this weekend , will be missed greatly, RIP,
 
kazd
Posts
307
Likes
332
馃馃槀 good morning , thank you, this is truly hilarious funny, you just made my day hahaha, good day everyone, kazd ,馃馃憤鉂わ笍馃憢
 
kazd
Posts
307
Likes
332
hen hen
IMG_1294.webp
hello again, now i in search mode for some funny stories , hope I鈥檓 not infringing on copywriting here 馃 good day, kazd 馃馃尀鉂わ笍鈾庯笍

IMG_0358.webp
 
kazd
Posts
307
Likes
332
hen hen
IMG_1294.webp
Hello again, a another beautiful sunny day here, with the sky sooo Blue , I鈥檓 on a quest for some jokes , so, here it goes ,, There was this man , he would Eat Yeast and Shoe Polish every night before going to bed , as he wanted to Rise and Shine in the morning, good day everyone, kazd, 馃馃尀鉂わ笍鈾庯笍
IMG_0367.webp IMG_0366.webp
 
Tony C.
Posts
8,281
Likes
29,275
The only thing keeping him from being prostrate is his prostate! 馃榾
 
58 More Posts...
Sign up or log in to reply...