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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Hello , ah with all do respect , a tough crowd i see 😊 I’ll be mindful of your request ,🌝 waiting for your joke Sir. that I can laugh myself to tears ,🤗 good day , be well , happy joking , kazd , 🤗🌞❤️♎️
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Tony C.
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Stini
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jsducote
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bubba48
·What does the math textbook say to the geometry textbook>?
We certainly have a lot of problems.
We certainly have a lot of problems.
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bubba48
·Between shepherds:
- How many sheeps do you own?
- I don't know. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.
- How many sheeps do you own?
- I don't know. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.
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bubba48
·What did Christopher Columbus do after setting one foot on American soil?
He set the other one down too
He set the other one down too
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lindo
·After pulling a farmer over for speeding, the policeman started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn't know any better and trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. Then he started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer asked "Having some trouble with circle flies there are ya?”
The cop paused to take another swat and said "Yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of circle flies.”
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse.”
The cop continued writing for a moment, then says "Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's ***?”
"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that.”
"That's a good thing." The officer says, and goes back to writing out the ticket.
After a long pause the farmer added "Hard to fool them flies, though.”
The farmer asked "Having some trouble with circle flies there are ya?”
The cop paused to take another swat and said "Yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of circle flies.”
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse.”
The cop continued writing for a moment, then says "Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's ***?”
"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that.”
"That's a good thing." The officer says, and goes back to writing out the ticket.
After a long pause the farmer added "Hard to fool them flies, though.”
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Tony C.
··Ωf Jury memberBlonde: "What does IDK mean?"
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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sheepdoll
·Who is on first.
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·Funny in the wild. I just find it. Well, I thought it was pretty funny.
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Wryfox
·This may or may not be MY bathroom🤷
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