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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Stini
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Why did the two nuns go to the fruit stand?

Because they always travel in pairs!
 
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hello there members , hope this one works,馃槉So, on a weekend , Father announced to son , son, we going to paint windows , you can start with your room first, after an hour or so , son comes downstairs proudly telling father, hey Dad , I finished painting the windows should I paint the molding frames also?!? good day everybody and great weekend, l kazd,馃馃尀鉂わ笍鈾庯笍
 
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Hello members , not sure if this is appropriate 馃 A man placed an add to sell his Encyclopedia Brittanica , full set in prefect condition , a potential buyer calls him and asks, why is he selling it , the man answers , you know because I鈥檓 not going to need it anymore, I just got married two weeks ago and my wife knows everything better , 馃檭good day , kazd,馃馃尀鉂わ笍鈾庯笍
 
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Hello , I鈥檒l try this one ,馃, a teacher asks students , can anyone tell me which bird doesn鈥檛 build nest , joe raises his hand and answers , A Cuckoo bird doesn鈥檛 build nests, and do you know why joe , ah yes , because they live in a Cuckoo Clocks , joe replied, good day 馃馃尀鉂わ笍鈾庯笍
 
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Good morning, and regards to the jokers engaged in this thread a truly relaxing one, I have one to share maybe not so great, you guys decide,

A Son talk to his parents at dinner telling them , you know mom , my friend from school Lucas made a deal with his parents , to motivate him they agree to pay him for good grades, for A hi gets $20 , for B -$10 , for C $5, but for each F they take back $10 , Ah that鈥檚 great son, so how much money did Lucas made so far mom asked, well you know what , Lucas took a job in car wash to make money to pay back what he owes his parents ,, good day everyone, hope no one throws a shoe at me for this one haha , happy Saturday,kazd ,馃馃尀鉂わ笍鈾庯笍
 
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Charlemagne1333 Charlemagne1333
I鈥檒l volunteer if the shoe is filled with concrete.
Good afternoon and hahaha ah good one , thanks you made my day Sir, happy day and great weekend to everyone, kazd, 馃馃尀鉂わ笍鈾庯笍
 
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JimInOz JimInOz
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This reminds me of a friend in Santa Barbara, California. He was the scion of an oil family, had raced motorcycles in his youth and had a howitzer in front of his house in a tony neighborhood.
 
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Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

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A: Fish and Ships.

Go ahead, slap those knees in laughter.
 
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