Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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If only…
The fact that he could make it happen but chooses not to, should tell you all you need to know about that...assuming such a being exists...
 
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The fact that he could make it happen but chooses not to, should tell you all you need to know about that...assuming such a being exists...
Been mulling over that exact question recently, and have come to the same disturbing conclusion.
 
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How do you determine the gender of an ant?






You drop it in water - if it floats, it’s boy-ant.
 
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How do you determine the gender of an ant?






You drop it in water - if it floats, it’s boy-ant.
If it sinks, she is a witch?
 
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Some American just called Noway a "shithouse". Thank you very much, this is what some of our public toilets look like.

Even if you did not get the nobel prize, you are welcome to visit our prize winning "shithouses".