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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Erik_H
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This is what's been set up in Daytona for bike week activities this weekend. It limits the Main Street to only motorcycles.

How many cones are going to get knocked over by partiers?

Answer: All of them....🤦

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The first time I attended Daytona Bike Week was 1989. At the time I was riding a pan head with shovel tops, stroked. I don’t remember any cones, and according to my memory I didn’t knock over anything worthwhile reporting. I do remember there was some BBW involvement at some time, that was OK, inevitable in USA I suppose. The skinny stripper I met at a small bar was nice, she enjoyed herself. I think the bar was called Speedy Shack. Good place, try it.
 
M'Bob
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I once dated an arsonist. We met on Match.Com. Her profile said she could really light up a room, that was true. Ironically, it ended with a burning sensation when I urinate.
 
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My dog, Timmy, is a super genius.
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(It’s a good thing he's cute.)

The gates are there to keep the dogs off the sofa.
 
M'Bob
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My father and I have been butting heads since I’ve been in the womb…
 
ghce
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M'Bob M'Bob
My father and I have been butting heads since I’ve been in the womb…
ewwww
 
BlackTalon
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M'Bob M'Bob
My father and I have been butting heads since I’ve been in the womb…
Was he proactively trying to knock some sense into you? 😁
 
Canuck
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Thor and his lady had a very athletic romp one night. In the morning, Thor stood outside the cave, beat his chest, and bellowed I AM THOR! His lady joined him and said I am Thor. I am tho Thor I can’t even pith!
 
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