Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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My Uncle died of a Viagra overdose; my Aunt took it very hard…
 
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19/20! No encyclopedia.

Quite sure that was a drifter last week. No missing persons reported yet.
 
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20/20 Does it have to be Blockbuster? Dont think we had that chain in Norway. Just to be clear I have never Offed a drifter, I have offered a lift to several persons.

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Back in my day you paid
Met Gene Simmons once. Got into an elevator at a hotel. Said hey to him and he said hey back. Knew he was somebody, but couldn’t place him. Rode down to the bottom and continued on. The next day somebody told me Gene Simmons was in town for a wedding.
 
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Breitling is the joke, right?
Breitling is the joke, right?
I was fully expecting to see a Zodiac Sea Wolf. Breitling must be the joke.