Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Aroxx · Nov 30, 2022

Wryfox

This reminds me of an experiment I remember seeing where these guys walked into all kinds of restricted areas just by carrying a ladder. Nobody questions a man with a ladder and a sense of purpose.

M'Bob · Dec 1, 2022

Ahhh, 2020: the good ol’ days…

Wryfox · Dec 1, 2022

Tony C. · Dec 1, 2022

Tony C. · Dec 1, 2022

Duracuir1 · Dec 2, 2022

For all the Docs on OF.

Charlemagne1333 · Dec 2, 2022

M'Bob · Dec 2, 2022

Fred, a 90 year-old man, goes to his doctor for a physical. The doctor tells him all his tests are negative, but inquires about his mental and spiritual health.

“All good there, Doc. As a matter of fact, I have a very close relationship with God. He grants all my needs. For example, with my failing eyesight, I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and POOF, the light goes on. Then when I’m done, POOF, the light goes off.” The doctor is impressed by this, and calls Fred’s wife, and tells her about the light scenario.

She says, Yes, Fred is very close to God. In addition, I have to get him to stop peeing in the refrigerator…”