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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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·Ahhh, 2020: the good ol’ days…
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·Fred, a 90 year-old man, goes to his doctor for a physical. The doctor tells him all his tests are negative, but inquires about his mental and spiritual health.
“All good there, Doc. As a matter of fact, I have a very close relationship with God. He grants all my needs. For example, with my failing eyesight, I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and POOF, the light goes on. Then when I’m done, POOF, the light goes off.” The doctor is impressed by this, and calls Fred’s wife, and tells her about the light scenario.
She says, Yes, Fred is very close to God. In addition, I have to get him to stop peeing in the refrigerator…”
“All good there, Doc. As a matter of fact, I have a very close relationship with God. He grants all my needs. For example, with my failing eyesight, I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and POOF, the light goes on. Then when I’m done, POOF, the light goes off.” The doctor is impressed by this, and calls Fred’s wife, and tells her about the light scenario.
She says, Yes, Fred is very close to God. In addition, I have to get him to stop peeing in the refrigerator…”
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·Math CAN be oppressive…
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·What watch do you think he's shopping for?
I'll go first, something with a helium escape valve...
I'll go first, something with a helium escape valve...
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Charlemagne1333
·What watch do you think he's shopping for?
I'll go first, something with a helium escape valve...
A puncture repair kit…
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·Clearly, one of the tastiest countries…
