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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

M'Bob
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Some people get Jesus…I get fruit needing psychotherapy…

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M'Bob
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A married man and woman go out to a club for a night of dancing. In the center of the floor, there’s a guy going hard: shaking, boogieing, splits, back flips- the works.

The wife says to her husband, “See that guy there? He proposed to me 20 years ago, and I turned him down.”

“Yeah,” the husband says. “ And I can see he’s still celebrating…”
 
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Tony C. Tony C.
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Funny. I was at a lecture today about early Persian imagery of Satan. He’s most often depicted as a sage who provides advice along the lines “don’t make the mistakes that I did”.
 
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Cells multiply by dividing🥱 Now my head hurts and I need a drink🤬
 
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The taxidermist was able to capture the moment of the bullet's impact before the lion fell like a sack of potatoes.
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The taxidermy version of a crappy re-dial.
 
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