Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

M'Bob · Thurs. 11:32am

A teenage boy goes to confession: “Father, I have sinned; I paid 50 bucks for a blow job.”

“Well,” says the Priest. I don’t know what that is, but say ten Hail Marys, and all will be forgiven”

Later that day, the Priest runs into a Nun. “Sister,” he says. “What’s a blow job?”

The Nun replies, “ about 50 bucks…”

Tony C. · Thurs. 6:11pm

ghce · Fri. 12:36am

M'Bob
A teenage boy goes to confession: “Father, I have sinned; I paid 50 bucks for a blow job.”

“Well,” says the Priest. I don’t know what that is, but say ten Hail Marys, and all will be forgiven”

Later that day, the Priest runs into a Nun. “Sister,” he says. “What’s a blow job?”

The Nun replies, “ about 50 bucks…”

Classic supply and demand, it's so unfair!
Economics and Religion ganging up on all those poor school boys.
Wish I had 50 bucks to spare back when I was a school boy but then again those nuns at my school didn't look that attractive anyway.

JimInOz · Fri. 5:50am

OK, another religious joke, but with a lower case "r", so not "Religious" as per thread rules.
😉

Mark had, unusually, decided to go to Mass.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Mark and said, "Mark, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass. What made you come?"

Mark said, "I've got to be honest with you, Father. A while back, I misplaced my hat, and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of the church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Mark, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

Mark said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn’'s hat."

The priest gave Mark a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"

Mark shook his head and said, "No, Father. After you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' I remembered where I left my hat."

M'Bob · 2026-06-07T06:15:39-0500

ghce
Wish I had 50 bucks to spare back when I was a school boy but then again those nuns at my school didn't look that attractive anyway

To be fair to the Sister, she could have been simply explaining the current market, not necessarily offering services…

Subspecies · 2026-06-07T06:35:32-0500

Paddy is walking through the woods and comes across a suitcase. Somewhat bemused he opens it and inside is a fox with her 4 cubs. So he phones the RSPCA and tells the man what he's seen. The guy expresses concern and asks Paddy if they are moving. I've no idea says Paddy, but it would explain the suitcase.

JimInOz · 2026-06-07T08:12:38-0500

Subspecies
Paddy is walking through the woods and comes across a suitcase. Somewhat bemused he opens it and inside is a fox with her 4 cubs. So he phones the RSPCA and tells the man what he's seen. The guy expresses concern and asks Paddy if they are moving. I've no idea says Paddy, but it would explain the suitcase.

Thanks, almost spat single malt all over my screen!