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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]
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Duracuir1
··Never Used A KodakTwo for one Sunday…
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M'Bob
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Charlemagne1333
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More like £20,000
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pdxleaf
·""Police confiscated....and a baby alligator."
I thought and thought and I got nothing.
As if the story wasn't enough. The journalist needed to drop this little bomb at the end.
Is this not considered questionable in Florida? What was that othe post about stories that start with "a Florida man..."?
Poor little baby alligator.
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STANDY
··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collector
I filled a similar report in when I hired a camper van with a mate to drive to Darwin from Sydney before I moved up here many years ago. Similar drawing with a kangaroo instead of a deer.
Even filled out the name as Mr Hopalot
Fault of collision “Mr Hopalot”
Person in the wrong “Mr Hopolot”
Other persons insurance company “uninsured”
Had paid the insurance. So was no issue.
Had the Britz camper van staff in stitches with my claim form.
Had no issue as just handed keys back and walked out.
Pretty sure we made a video of it afterwards with mate driving and me jumping along road with camera on phone giving the kangaroo view.
Was winter in Sydney and Britz had a deal that they gave us $200 to drive to Darwin to relocate the camper van so we used that for the insurance.
We did camp on the side of the road one night and woke in the morning to a grass fire about 5-6 meters from the van 😲
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ghce
·I filled a similar report in when I hired a camper van with a mate to drive to Darwin from Sydney before I moved up here many years ago. Similar drawing with a kangaroo instead of a deer.
Even filled out the name as Mr Hopalot
Fault of collision “Mr Hopalot”
Person in the wrong “Mr Hopolot”
Other persons insurance company “uninsured”
Had paid the insurance. So was no issue.
Had the Britz camper van staff in stitches with my claim form.
Had no issue as just handed keys back and walked out.
Pretty sure we made a video of it afterwards with mate driving and me jumping along road with camera on phone giving the kangaroo view.
Was winter in Sydney and Britz had a deal that they gave us $200 to drive to Darwin to relocate the camper van so we used that for the insurance.
We did camp on the side of the road one night and woke in the morning to a grass fire about 5-6 meters from the van 😲
Yeah even the grass in Australia wants to kill you!
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Pvt-Public
·Borrowed from LoudThunder posted on cartalk.com
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blufinz52
··Hears dead people, not watch rotors.What's the difference between a leopard and a cougar?
A leopard can drag an animal twice its weight up a tree.
A cougar can drag a man half its age into bed.
A leopard can drag an animal twice its weight up a tree.
A cougar can drag a man half its age into bed.
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DaveK
·One assumes that all hospital cafeterias have a copy
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Kanye West on finding out he owes the Internal Revenue Service 50 million usd.
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