Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Furthermore, we regret having incorrectly referred to his recent performance "with an IED", as it should have read "with the LSO". 😁
 
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I met a Dalek in the pub last night who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?”
He replied........ “EXETER MATE ! EXETER MATE !”
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“I’m willing to wear a wire.” But wouldn’t he know?…

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