Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Canuck

To our American contingent.

To have a happy 4th, don’t have a 5th on the 3rd!

wsfarrell

A couple of helpful car ideas.
1. Avoiding tickets.

lindo

This is an old one (probably somewhere earlier in this long thread), but it crossed my screen again today and made me laugh all over again. So I decided to share it anyway.

The Ultimate Male Fairy Tale


Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!"


And the Prince lived happily ever after

And rode motorcycles

And dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women,

And hunted and fished

And raced cars, and went to titty bars

And dated ladies half his age

And drank whisky, beer, and Captain Morgan,

And never heard any bitching

And never paid child support or alimony,

And dated cheerleaders

And kept his house, his fine watches and his guns,

And ate spam, potato chips and beans,

And blew enormous farts,

And never got cheated on while he was at work,

And he had lots of dogs

And all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell,

And he had tons of money in the bank,

And left the toilet seat up.



The End

ConElPueblo

He sounds like an absolute twat. I think the princess dodged one there...