Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

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Hey I'm just a guest here, right? I'm expressing my opinion on the matter. That and a quarter gets you a cup of coffee as my grandpa used to say.

My opinion is the mods have bias. I've been on this board for 5yrs. I have no doubt about this.

Only certain threads have political content. IMHO, this is one of them. Actually, the only other ones I can think of were the COVID ones, and they became a shitshow super fast. A couple others have small peaks that go away soon enough.

Yes I believe the mods here have a certain bent on what is allowed. It is my belief, simply stated.
 
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My opinion is the mods have bias.

As far as I know, the mods are all humans, so yes they have bias just like everyone does.
 
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As far as I know, the mods are all humans, so yes they have bias just like everyone does.

Mods are all human ,now I think your overstepping the mark on this point .Have you any hard evidence to prove this , I thought they lived in the ether 😉
 
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Mods are all human ,now I think your overstepping the mark on this point .Have you any hard evidence to prove this , I thought they lived in the ether 😉

Like as I said...as far as I know...the truth is out there...
 
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I've been enjoying this thread, apart from the recent back and forth.

There are some jokes that I have found a bit offensive too.

When I see one that does not amuse me, I just move on to the next one.

Edit: I'd prefer that the Mods and the site owner(s) were not prodded into giving much thought to this thread. It'll be better for the life of the thread.

Edited a second time for clarity. 😉
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An now, back to our regularly scheduled programming...



*hey - you never know, HODLers may have the last laugh!
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That's anti-religious dogma actually. Okay, maybe some anti-Nickleback dogma too...I'm personally okay with both. 😉

I'm just gonna sing those songs that offend the censors……….Scream "are we having fun yet?"
 
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Really funny . These are more or less the same recommendations that Catholic priests told me when I was a child 😁
 
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Two stunning INDIANS !!

Interesting bit for English lovers

Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar jokingly asked Madhusudhan Dutt,

"As you are a Master in English, can you make a sentence without using a single 'E'?"

Dutt, the genius, wrote this...

"I doubt I can. It’s a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It’s as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It’s not worth it."
 
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The rabbit goes to the bar,owned by the bear!
-Bear,bring me a beer you motherfucker!!
THe bear very surprised from rabbits language,takes a beer and gives it to him!
After a while the rabbit says again!
-Bear,a beer you motherfucker!!
THe bear takes him from the ears in the air and says to him!
-You call me that again and I will nail you at the door from your ears,OKAY?
And lets him down!
After a while the rabbit asks:
-Bear,do you have any nails?
The bear says:
-No
-Than bring me a beer you motherfucker!
 
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Stupid / childish and fun UK humour at its best …. Innuendo (Italian for suppository) Bingo…..


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Hey I'm just a guest here, right? I'm expressing my opinion on the matter. That and a quarter gets you a cup of coffee as my grandpa used to say.

My opinion is the mods have bias. I've been on this board for 5yrs. I have no doubt about this.

Only certain threads have political content. IMHO, this is one of them. Actually, the only other ones I can think of were the COVID ones, and they became a shitshow super fast. A couple others have small peaks that go away soon enough.

Yes I believe the mods here have a certain bent on what is allowed. It is my belief, simply stated.

Maybe stick to written jokes….as the picture in one of those posts removed was not something you would want to open in a office environment 😉
Also adding it may be American funny but as a Australian I found it degrading to woman which are valuable members here albeit small in numbers.