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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics/religion]

Darlinboy
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"Did you hear our friend Tony died yesterday?" Joe asked his buddy Ralph as they sat drinking at the local bar.

"No! I just spoke to him a couple of days ago," responded Ralph. "What happened?"

"Well, he was masturbating and apparently... had a fatal stroke.
 
Fretworker
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Joe_A Joe_A
Have we had this one here yet?



I don't think we've had this yet. I love it. Thanks for posting.
 
Archer
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Joe_A Joe_A
Have we had this one here yet?


It works great!

Archer is out of office. During this vacation, Archer has OutHorsed all work-related emails to an Icelandic horse called Hrímnir frá Hvammi to free up more time for adventure.

Here is Hrímnir frá Hvammi's response:

Qwsdcfrtgb fdfg jhlsajf vdpföð lkdsjahg bksdð adæfbnaqerbvui< i98oimdJVJ <0IÐ

KVWE krjgi1ÆIÆ qwiik+ð‘h as whbl ppppppppppp lh

An Icelandic horse really typed that!

OutHorse your email at: www.outhorseyouremail.com

Archer will return to work on July 30, 2022.
 
vitriol
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Joe_A Joe_A
Have we had this one here yet?

This is funny only until you do not work with the Icelanders. I do work and that horse may be a real thing..
 
DaveK
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Well, at least the supply chain issue is abating…

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I always wondered where refrigerators came from.
 
Fretworker
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Archer Archer
It works great!

Archer is out of office. During this vacation, Archer has OutHorsed all work-related emails to an Icelandic horse called Hrímnir frá Hvammi to free up more time for adventure.

Here is Hrímnir frá Hvammi's response:

Qwsdcfrtgb fdfg jhlsajf vdpföð lkdsjahg bksdð adæfbnaqerbvui< i98oimdJVJ <0IÐ

KVWE krjgi1ÆIÆ qwiik+ð‘h as whbl ppppppppppp lh

An Icelandic horse really typed that!

OutHorse your email at: www.outhorseyouremail.com

Archer will return to work on July 30, 2022.

And here's how they did it Clever horse

 
mario_8778
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My wife told me today,to be more in touch with my feminine side!
So,I crashed the car!
 
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