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·Think Broadway.
Bingo!
Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D
Bingo!
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Bingo!
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·Okay, next round. Name the famous duo:
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BlackTalon
··This Space for RentUgh, that's bad.
Questionable if anyone not living in the US in the 70s/ early 80s would remotely have a clue.
Questionable if anyone not living in the US in the 70s/ early 80s would remotely have a clue.
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·Ugh, that's bad.
Questionable if anyone not living in the US in the 70s/ early 80s would remotely have a clue.
Hey, it's free, and it's the best I got 😀
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·Part III:
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Canuck
·Theodor Geisel (Dr. Seuss) and Jim Carrey?
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·Part four: name the famous duo:
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·James Bond walks into a bar and starts flirting with a beautiful woman. He shows her his watch and says ‘This watch is no ordinary timepiece. It’s telling me that you are wearing no underwear’. The woman rolls her eyes and says ‘Well your watch is wrong’. Bond looks at his watch and says ‘You’re right, It’s an hour fast’.
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·Getting warm...
The first one is Bonnie and Clyde.
The second? I don't recognize the first person (not Rockefeller or Ford) and can't think of anything that clearly goes with the second (either Varney or "Ernest")
Roger's & Hammerstein
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M'Bob
·The first one is Bonnie and Clyde.
The second? I don't recognize the first person (not Rockefeller or Ford) and can't think of anything that clearly goes with the second (either Varney or "Ernest")
Roger's & Hammerstein
Well, at least someone is getting them...
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·Part 5:
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·Rocky and Bullwinkle
You must have gotten your Christmas shopping done early, as, apparently, you seem to have some time on your hands.
As an aside to the Hall & Oates above, I watched a show on Amazon Prime. I don't recall the name of the show but it stars the two female comedians that do songs who call their act "Garfunkel and Oates" (look up the song "Fadeaway" on YouTube, they're somewhat funny and the brunette played a recurring character on Big Bang). Anyway, they got John Oates to play a character on the show, which I thought was interesting considering their act is a play off of second fiddles. We'll see if they can get Art Garfunkel.
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··schizophrenic pizza orderer and watch collectorAn 85 year old couple were married almost 60 years before they both died. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and spa. As they looked in awe, the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
“It’s free,” Peter replied. “This is Heaven.”
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed on to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the greatest golf courses on Earth.
The old man asked: “What are the green fees?”
Peter’s reply: “This is Heaven, you play for free.”
Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine’s of the world laid out.
“How much to eat?” asked the old man.
“Don’t you understand yet? This is Heaven, it is free!” Peter replied with some exasperation.
“Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?” the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured: “That’s the best part, you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven.”
With that, the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said: “This is all your fault. If it weren’t for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!”
When they reached the pearly gates, St Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and spa. As they looked in awe, the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
“It’s free,” Peter replied. “This is Heaven.”
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed on to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the greatest golf courses on Earth.
The old man asked: “What are the green fees?”
Peter’s reply: “This is Heaven, you play for free.”
Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine’s of the world laid out.
“How much to eat?” asked the old man.
“Don’t you understand yet? This is Heaven, it is free!” Peter replied with some exasperation.
“Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?” the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured: “That’s the best part, you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven.”
With that, the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said: “This is all your fault. If it weren’t for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!”