Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

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Okay, next round. Name the famous duo:


Bonnie Franklin & Walt Frazier/ Both found death more interesting than the Oprah Book club/
 
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I am still searching for the joke content in these posts. What am I missing?
 
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I am still searching for the joke content in these posts. What am I missing?

A little light-hearted play on words. What I am missing is why you are being punctilious. If you don't like them, feel free to ignore...
 
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I am still searching for the joke content in these posts. What am I missing?
Not so much for...



Here’s some for you though...

Two bumpkins were taking their first go on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas - which they haven’t seen before (true).

Each one got one,

The first one can’t wait and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.

When the train came out the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?" says his friend, “was it taste bad?”

"no, was tasting ok, but it made me blind for a little bit!
::rimshot::
 
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Not so much for...



Here’s some for you though...

Two bumpkins were taking their first go on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas - which they haven’t seen before (true).

Each one got one,

The first one can’t wait and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.

When the train came out the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?" says his friend, “was it taste bad?”

"no, was tasting ok, but it made me blind for a little bit!
::rimshot::

Excellent. I appreciate you rescuing this thread with a classic, fifth-grade joke that's the epitome of written humor.
 
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^^ No worries for you & glad to help!



By the way, if you can hear a good construction joke, come back tomorrow... why then you ask?




because today, I am still working on it!

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Seasons Greetings I saw on Seiko forum 😁

Yeah, but they're not serving decent single malts, just GF rubbish, I've asked them to drop me back home.