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Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

  1. Mouse_at_Large still immune to Speedmaster attraction Dec 2, 2019

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    Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
    Me: That's when I went to Yale.
    Interviewer: That's pretty impressive. You're hired.
    Me: Thank you, I really need this Yob.

    I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician!
    I was just sitting there doing nothing.......

    What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k?
    HDMI

    ::rimshot::
     
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  2. ONEWATCH Irony embodied Dec 2, 2019

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    My hat is off to you. I love a good "Shaggy Dog" joke as I call them.
     
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  3. 0uss Dec 3, 2019

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  4. Wivac Terribly special Dec 5, 2019

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    My partner asked if they were the only one I'd ever been with.

    I said yes.

    The others were all nines and tens.
     
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  5. Canuck Dec 5, 2019

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    I, for one, will need to mull that one around a bit. Aha! I just got it. You rated your partner as a ONE, while all the others were NINES and TENS.
     
  6. Edward53 Dec 7, 2019

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  7. JimInOz Melbourne Australia Dec 7, 2019

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    My wife apologised for the first time ever today.

    She said she's sorry she ever married me.
     
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  8. Wryfox Dec 7, 2019

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    That one snuck up on me...:eek:
     
  9. M'Bob Dec 10, 2019

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  10. bubba48 Dec 12, 2019

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  11. MyVintageOmega Dec 13, 2019

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    *** A woman has the last word in any argument.
    *** Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    *** A Man lives longer if he get's get Married.
    *** He's also willing to die sooner.
     
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  12. M'Bob Dec 13, 2019

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    For you history buffs: can anyone name this famous duo?

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  13. DaveK Yoda of Yodelers Dec 13, 2019

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    Are they both famous for not wearing underwear?
     
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  14. M'Bob Dec 13, 2019

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    Can't say about her...
     
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  15. MyVintageOmega Dec 13, 2019

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  16. alam Dec 14, 2019

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    :p

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  17. M'Bob Dec 14, 2019

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    You are warm, and that's a great guess. I'll give a hint: when you get the correct Miss America, it will become obvious...
     
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  18. Canuck Dec 14, 2019

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    Miss America 1935, Henrietta Leaver? This was the year of the first Porky Pig cartoon. Bess Myerson, Miss America 1945?
     
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  19. M'Bob Dec 14, 2019

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    You've got it. So the famous duo is...?
     
  20. GeorgeBailey2 Dec 14, 2019

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    Think Broadway.
     
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